Archive for thread "NFC AWARDS: Final Result!" posted in 'Born in a Junkyard' forum. Archived and converted to HTML on 03-26-2002 ~ 16:19:51 (GMT). Message #1 posted by RH on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:13:13 (GMT) Today, the NFC Awards ended and now the results and all the winners will be announced. There's no fancy award ceremony or anything ... just a simple listing of the winners. I am not even sure if the winners will actually get anything. I don't think we decided on that yet. I would have preferred to do this thread together with Axle and Jason who were the main people behind the awards ... but they don't appear to be online, so I have to do this all by myself! Anyway, I think the awards have been a fun little event and the script collecting the votes has worked brilliantly. I would have hoped that more votes had ticked in by now, but I am glad that more than 250 people decided to take part in the fun. I personally think that the various categories got the right winner, except for in a few cases (You can probably guess which one I'm thinking of when you see the result!). In any case, don't take this too seriously ... we sure as hell don't. It's just good fun. There's more info about the awards here; http://www.nirvana2.com/awards/memberawards.htm The Top 5 in each category is shown. In a few categories, there's a tie (two winners). So I am not sure how to deal with that ... maybe you have a good idea. Anyway, here's the list. * drum roll * Total number of votes: 2082. Total number of distinct voters: 265 Category #1 Most Feminine 1. Violeta - 6 votes 2. Polly - 5 votes 3. alove - 5 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. val - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 24 Category #2 Funniest 1. Atmosphere - 13 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 4 votes 5. BoddahMV - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 31 Category #3 Most Intelligent 1. James CGIL - 41 votes 2. Pencil - 15 votes 3. RH - 6 votes 4. val - 5 votes 5. Phil - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 71 Category #4 Biggest Pothead 1. Stoney - 42 votes 2. Riley - 5 votes 3. lotusKDC - 3 votes 4. EDUD LIVE - 3 votes 5. OPM - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 55 Category #5 Politest 1. val - 16 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Pencil - 9 votes 4. Polly - 5 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 42 Category #6 Weirdest 1. MOSHERFIRE - 12 votes 2. LandOla - 6 votes 3. OPM - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 3 votes 5. NirvanaSappy_STP - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 27 Category #7 Most Artistic 1. YouthDecay - 5 votes 2. Pencil - 4 votes 3. Numchux - 4 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes 5. Kurt'sAngel - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 19 Category #8 Best Hair 1. Kolin - 7 votes 2. CobainIsAlive - 4 votes 3. Polly - 4 votes 4. Maria - 3 votes 5. HelloKittyKat - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 21 Category #9 Most Innovative 1. Axle Brain Slut - 10 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Riley - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 34 Category #10 Handsomest (male) 1. Meddle - 8 votes 2. Axle Brain Slut - 8 votes 3. CobainIsAlive - 5 votes 4. RH - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 29 Category #11 Prettiest (female) 1. ching chong - 17 votes 2. Numchux - 9 votes 3. Violeta - 9 votes 4. Polly - 7 votes 5. AnemicRoyalty - 5 votes Total votes in this category: 47 Category #12 Most Spontaneous 1. Riley - 5 votes 2. val - 5 votes 3. Atmosphere - 4 votes 4. Lolita - 2 votes 5. desdemona31 - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 18 Category #13 Most Noticable 1. Riley - 29 votes 2. val - 11 votes 3. James CGIL - 9 votes 4. RH - 7 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 60 Category #14 Punkasfuck! 1. BoddahMV - 11 votes 2. James CGIL - 9 votes 3. FriendOfRidicule - 6 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 34 Category #15 Biggest Wannabe 1. Kolin - 10 votes 2. Riley - 9 votes 3. BoddahMV - 6 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes 5. Packaged Properly - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 31 Category #16 Most Likely to Stay a Virgin 1. RH - 11 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Phil - 5 votes 4. BoddahMV - 4 votes 5. Jamie_Husain - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 29 Category #17 Best Username 1. Axle Brain Slut - 22 votes 2. James CGIL - 5 votes 3. Nirvana - 3 votes 4. Atmosphere - 3 votes 5. Popadopolis - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 36 Category #18 Biggest Pain In The Ass 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. BoddahMV - 6 votes 3. Kolin - 5 votes 4. GrungeBoy17 - 4 votes 5. Pencil - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 29 Category #19 Most Unnoticable 1. RH - 8 votes 2. The Red Kaiser - 5 votes 3. Third_Eye - 3 votes 4. Phil - 3 votes 5. Meddle - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 21 Category #20 Rudest 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. Atmosphere - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. val - 4 votes 5. OPM - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 28 Category #21 Best Custom Title 1. fightin irish anavrin - 4 votes 2. Phil - 4 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 3 votes 4. lithiumglitter - 3 votes 5. HelloKittyKat - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 17 Category #22 Best Signature 1. RENTON - 6 votes 2. Riley - 4 votes 3. NirvanaSappy_STP - 4 votes 4. HelloKittyKat - 4 votes 5. Flowerhead - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 21 Category #23 Horniest 1. val - 12 votes 2. RH - 5 votes 3. RENTON - 3 votes 4. YouthDecay - 3 votes 5. DiveAndTurnaround - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 26 Category #24 Most Retarded 1. Chaka Duck - 10 votes 2. Kolin - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. Packaged Properly - 5 votes 5. Kurt Cowleg - 5 votes Total votes in this category: 30 Category #25 Most Political 1. James CGIL - 10 votes 2. matt reeder - 8 votes 3. minor_threat - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 5 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 34 [Edited by RH on 02-02-2002 ~ 01:10:50 GMT] Message #2 posted by Slayer on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:15:02 (GMT) Meh Message #3 posted by BigBadZep on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:17:30 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #1 Most Feminine 4. Riley - 4 votes Ya, just as I expected, the same people basically got all the votes... Message #4 posted by FuggyBear on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:18:22 (GMT) Go a'head Riley...........wank away Message #5 posted by Meddle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:19:05 (GMT) Who the hell voted me most unnoticable? I need to put my weight around a bit more. And, err, thanks to those who voted me co-handsomest male. Message #6 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:19:05 (GMT) I don't even know where to start with that except to say that evelina is without a doubt the most beautiful and the horniest on this board... and i'm the most handsome. and most un-noticable. =/ meh. Message #7 posted by Slayer on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:20:49 (GMT) Quote from RH: 1. val - 16 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Pencil - 9 votes 4. Polly - 5 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 34 Shut up or fuck you Message #8 posted by Polly on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:21:39 (GMT) Quote from Meddle: And, err, thanks to those who voted me co-handsomest male. Message #9 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:22:46 (GMT) Quote from Slayer: How the hell could she win!? she is one of the most unpolited humans I ever meet, I mean the only thing she says is: Shut up or fuck you (only joking val - as ur so polite u won't bitch at me for it.... [Edited by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 01:17:07 GMT] Message #10 posted by Meddle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:23:08 (GMT) Quote from Polly: As long as they know they can look but not touch. Message #11 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:24:40 (GMT) Polly - I just noticed that you registered that day before I did!! a not particularly freaky coincidence i guess... Simon - what is going on with you two? you filrt more on here than I ever do with any other board use. ( Message #12 posted by Slayer on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:25:19 (GMT) Quote from Turtle: maybe she got all her kids and their kids to register, then vote for her. and all the other folks in the old people's retirement home. Message #13 posted by Meddle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:25:39 (GMT) Polly is my play mate. Message #14 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:27:27 (GMT) Quote from Slayer: How the hell could she win!? she is one of the most unpolited humans I ever meet, I mean the only thing she says is: Shut up or fuck you Message #15 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:29:26 (GMT) I have to say, i'm a little suprised at some of those. Message #16 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:32:48 (GMT) Quote from tommo: I have to say, i'm a little suprised at some of those. Message #17 posted by Libido on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:36:12 (GMT) Who would have guessed. (Notice the lack of a question mark) Message #18 posted by Riley on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:36:40 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #1 Most Feminine 1. Violeta - 6 votes 2. Polly - 5 votes 3. alove - 5 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. val - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 24 Category #2 Funniest 1. Atmosphere - 13 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 4 votes 5. BoddahMV - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 71 Category #4 Biggest Pothead 1. Stoney - 42 votes 2. Riley - 5 votes 3. lotusKDC - 3 votes 4. EDUD LIVE - 3 votes 5. OPM - 2 votes Category #9 Most Innovative 1. Axle Brain Slut - 10 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Riley - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes Category #12 Most Spontaneous 1. Riley - 5 votes 2. val - 5 votes 3. Atmosphere - 4 votes 4. Lolita - 2 votes 5. desdemona31 - 2 votes Category #13 Most Noticable 1. Riley - 29 votes 2. val - 11 votes 3. James CGIL - 9 votes 4. RH - 7 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes Category #14 Punkasfuck! 1. BoddahMV - 11 votes 2. James CGIL - 9 votes 3. FriendOfRidicule - 6 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes Category #15 Biggest Wannabe 1. Kolin - 10 votes 2. Riley - 9 votes 3. BoddahMV - 6 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes 5. Packaged Properly - 2 votes Category #16 Most Likely to Stay a Virgin 1. RH - 11 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Phil - 5 votes 4. BoddahMV - 4 votes 5. Jamie_Husain - 3 votes Category #18 Biggest Pain In The Ass 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. BoddahMV - 6 votes 3. Kolin - 5 votes 4. GrungeBoy17 - 4 votes 5. Pencil - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 21 Category #20 Rudest 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. Atmosphere - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. val - 4 votes 5. OPM - 4 votes Category #22 Best Signature 1. RENTON - 6 votes 2. Riley - 4 votes 3. NirvanaSappy_STP - 4 votes 4. HelloKittyKat - 4 votes 5. Flowerhead - 3 votes PERFECT! I have no complaints! ... except for the virgin thing, because... well... I'm not a virgin. Unless the satisfaction of the female is what constitutes sex. Good show! Message #19 posted by OPM on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:39:59 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #4 Biggest Pothead 1. Stoney - 42 votes 2. Riley - 5 votes 3. lotusKDC - 3 votes 4. EDUD LIVE - 3 votes 5. OPM - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 55 Category #6 Weirdest 1. MOSHERFIRE - 12 votes 2. LandOla - 6 votes 3. OPM - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 3 votes 5. NirvanaSappy_STP - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 27 Category #20 Rudest 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. Atmosphere - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. val - 4 votes 5. OPM - 4 votes Thank you everyone for voting for me! Though this is deemed offensive to some people, I am happy for the recognition. Thank you, thank you. *thows big party* Message #20 posted by Libido on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:42:46 (GMT) Quote from Riley: ... except for the virgin thing, because... well... I'm not a virgin. Message #21 posted by Polly on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:47:24 (GMT) Quote from Turtle: Polly - I just noticed that you registered that day before I did!! a not particularly freaky coincidence i guess... Simon - what is going on with you two? you filrt more on here than I ever do with any other board use. ( Simon and I flirting? Never! Message #22 posted by LoserCore on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:47:36 (GMT) The people that voted are probably people who only come here once a month Message #23 posted by Riley on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:48:27 (GMT) Quote from Libido: Oh yeah...big, bad Riley and his Deftones music. BTW, how the fuck did her labotomy go?? Message #24 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:48:48 (GMT) *anti-climaxes* Message #25 posted by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:52:40 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #3 Most Intelligent 1. James CGIL - 41 votes 2. Pencil - 15 votes 3. RH - 6 votes 4. val - 5 votes 5. Phil - 4 votes Message #26 posted by OPM on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:54:02 (GMT) I thought I'd be so unnoticable that no one will vote for me. Not even in the most unnoticable category. I'm quite full of myself right now and I don't apologize. DANCE MR. MUNKY, DANCE! ....... *GASP!* Message #27 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:54:18 (GMT) Hey at least I am a polite whore I only say fuck you to those who deserve it. Message #28 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:54:21 (GMT) Quote from Polly: I actually registered in the summer of 99. I had to re-register when there was some problem with the board. yeah? to be honest, i used to lurk for a bit before i registered... and i think i've been lurking for quite a while since too. Quote from Polly: Simon and I flirting? Never! Message #29 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:55:19 (GMT) At least I made it into the top five of a few lists . . . What kinda fuckheads voted RH "Most unnoticable" ? Message #30 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:55:46 (GMT) Quote from Turtle: of course. how could i have been so stupid. *ahem* Message #31 posted by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:56:35 (GMT) Quote from val: Hey at least I am a polite whore I only say fuck you to those who deserve it. Message #32 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 02:58:00 (GMT) Quote from Pencil: You and me, right now!!! Sorry kids I gotta go cyber fuck Pencil now.. Congrats to all Message #33 posted by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:00:41 (GMT) Quote from val: Yea baby Sorry kids I gotta go cyber fuck Pencil now.. Congrats to all Sara's a nice girl, we talk about our crochet habits... [Edited by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 01:55:48 GMT] Message #34 posted by sappymuddybank on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:01:45 (GMT) Quote from Slayer: How the hell could she win!? she is one of the most unpolited humans I ever meet, I mean the only thing she says is: Shut up or fuck you Message #35 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:04:27 (GMT) Quote from sappymuddybank: stop talking crap about my girl, your the dumb metal wanker Message #36 posted by Weinus on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:06:54 (GMT) damn, i didnt even grace a runner's up list. ouchie Message #37 posted by AnemicRoyalty on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:07:02 (GMT) I forget who I voted for Message #38 posted by CobainIsAlive on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:11:20 (GMT) Wow... i got some votes. I didn't think i'd get any... thanks guys/gals Message #39 posted by RH on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:18:53 (GMT) Quote from Pencil: Sara's a nice girl, we talk about our crochet habits... I think pencil should have gotten several awards .. it's a real shame he didn't. seriously. Message #40 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:23:04 (GMT) Quote from RH: I think pencil should have gotten several awards .. it's a real shame he didn't. seriously. Oh and I get to fuck the Webmaster too Ahh life,doesn't get any better Message #41 posted by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:25:12 (GMT) Quote from val: Don't you worry your pretty Danish face. He will get his Oh and I get to fuck the Webmaster too Ahh life,doesn't get any better Message #42 posted by Nirvana Fonzi on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:34:22 (GMT) OH WHAT THE FUCK! i figured i would have at least been mentioned... fuck it. Message #43 posted by Spooky Kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:34:34 (GMT) You see, I actually won the unnoticeable award. Do you see my name on there? I think not. Bitches. Message #44 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:35:32 (GMT) Quote from Meddle: And, err, thanks to those who voted me co-handsomest male. Lesse... none of the people I voted for won.. but, they came close.. I voted Violeta prettiest and politest (haha laugh it up) and.. I voted james cgil most intelligent... I don't remember all who I voted for but good results I suppose. I didn't get up anywhere :'( Oh I voted Oreogasm punkasfuck and val for some other good stuff.. Message #45 posted by Monkey on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:39:41 (GMT) DAMN! I forgot that the deadline moved up. I was hoping it would stay March, or even mid-February, so I could vote. But no, it ends the DAY before I can vote. Dammit. Message #46 posted by Poppin' Fresh on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:47:26 (GMT) Hey, I was runner up for some stuff. Coo'. AnemicRoyalty should've won most beautiful, no offense to anyone else. Though I voted OPM most retarded, I later wanted to take it back... so I'm happy she didn't show up under most retarded. yea. Message #47 posted by Turtle on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:01:35 (GMT) Quote from val: No shit that's like saying I can't cyber Message #48 posted by Lily the kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:07:55 (GMT) WHAT THE FUCK! i didn't win as the prettiest woman??? the election was fixed! it's a fraud!!!! And btw congrats Boddahmv you sure are punk as fuck!! [Edited by Lily the kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:02:22 GMT] Message #49 posted by YouthDecay on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:21:48 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #10 Handsomest (male) 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes You do realize, RH, that that category is a tie? Uh, I hope you guys voted me most artistic for my REAL art, not the fucking Creed Tree. [Edited by YouthDecay on 02-02-2002 ~ 03:16:25 GMT] Message #50 posted by Poppin' Fresh on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:23:03 (GMT) Quote from YouthDecay: Uh, I hope you guys voted me most artistic for my REAL art, not the fucking Creed Tree. Message #51 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:23:51 (GMT) Quote from Lily the kid: WHAT THE FUCK! i didn't win as the prettiest woman??? the election was fixed! it's a fraud!!!! And btw congrats Boddahmv you sure are punk as fuck!! Everyone rejoice, LILY IS HERE! Message #52 posted by Lily the kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:25:25 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: LILYYYYY YOURE BACKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone rejoice, LILY IS HERE! Message #53 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:30:10 (GMT) Quote from Lily the kid: awwwwwwwwww Message #54 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:32:02 (GMT) Quote from YouthDecay: Uh, I hope you guys voted me most artistic for my REAL art, not the fucking Creed Tree. Message #55 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:38:34 (GMT) *breaks out the party hats* Lily is baaaaaaaack, arent you all just HAPPIER THAN SHIT? -Matt Message #56 posted by suicide samuri on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:50:51 (GMT) i thought i would get best sig.mine is the best. Message #57 posted by Phil on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:52:55 (GMT) I think I should've won "most intelligent" and "most likely to stay a virgin", but at least I tied for "best custom title", so I can't really complain. boddahmv getting "punkasfuck" doesn't seem right, though. Message #58 posted by fightin irish anavrin on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:56:33 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #21 Best Custom Title 1. fightin irish anavrin - 4 votes 2. Phil - 4 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 3 votes 4. lithiumglitter - 3 votes 5. HelloKittyKat - 3 votes Message #59 posted by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:58:39 (GMT) No comments Message #60 posted by suicide samuri on 02-02-2002 ~ 04:59:04 (GMT) Quote from fightin irish anavrin: Message #61 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:04:05 (GMT) I can't believe I actually won punkasfuck. What can I say, you people have good taste. sweeet. Message #62 posted by Weinus on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:07:56 (GMT) Quote from fightin irish anavrin: Message #63 posted by fightin irish anavrin on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:08:59 (GMT) Quote from suicide samuri: my sig is the best Message #64 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:09:14 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: I can't believe I actually won punkasfuck. What can I say, you people have good taste. sweeet. Nevermind, I'm just jealous. -Matt Message #65 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:10:01 (GMT) Quote from Lily the kid: WHAT THE FUCK! i didn't win as the prettiest woman??? the election was fixed! it's a fraud!!!! And btw congrats Boddahmv you sure are punk as fuck!! LILY IS THE HOTTEST FEMALE YOU PIECES OF CRAP!!!!! This election probably was fixed because lily is the hottest ...but kolin did win biggest wannabe, which he is without a doubt. So I don't know what to think. I came really close in 'biggest pain in the ass' and 'rudest' I was also hoping to win those, but I'll take punkasfuck Message #66 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:10:34 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: *breaks out the party hats* Lily is baaaaaaaack, arent you all just HAPPIER THAN SHIT? -Matt Message #67 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:11:09 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: it is so not punk to care bout winning a childish message board award... Nevermind, I'm just jealous. -Matt Message #68 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:12:39 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: that's ok. lots of people want to be as punk as me...go buy a anti-heros cd, and you'll be on your way -Matt Message #69 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:14:03 (GMT) Quote from Phil: I think I should've won "most intelligent" and "most likely to stay a virgin", but at least I tied for "best custom title", so I can't really complain. Message #70 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:15:55 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: I'll go do that.. -Matt Message #71 posted by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:16:15 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #1 Most Feminine 1. Violeta - 6 votes 2. Polly - 5 votes 3. alove - 5 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. val - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 24 Category #2 Funniest 1. Atmosphere - 13 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 4 votes 5. BoddahMV - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 31 Category #3 Most Intelligent 1. James CGIL - 41 votes 2. Pencil - 15 votes 3. RH - 6 votes 4. val - 5 votes 5. Phil - 4 votes Total votes in this category: 71 Category #4 Biggest Pothead 1. Stoney - 42 votes 2. Riley - 5 votes 3. lotusKDC - 3 votes 4. EDUD LIVE - 3 votes 5. OPM - 2 votes Total votes in this category: 55 Category #5 Politest 1. val - 16 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Pencil - 9 votes 4. Polly - 5 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes Phil should have gotten this one more than anyone else. Total votes in this category: 42 Category #6 Weirdest 1. MOSHERFIRE - 12 votes 2. LandOla - 6 votes 3. OPM - 4 votes 4. Stoney - 3 votes 5. NirvanaSappy_STP - 2 votes What the heck is up with that one? MOSHERFIRE gets it just because he wanted it? (or is it because he doesn't masturbate?) Total votes in this category: 27 Category #7 Most Artistic 1. YouthDecay - 5 votes 2. Pencil - 4 votes 3. Numchux - 4 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes 5. Kurt'sAngel - 3 votes Hyde, and Axle! Total votes in this category: 19 Category #8 Best Hair 1. Kolin - 7 votes 2. CobainIsAlive - 4 votes 3. Polly - 4 votes 4. Maria - 3 votes 5. HelloKittyKat - 3 votes Kolins all the way! Total votes in this category: 21 Category #9 Most Innovative 1. Axle Brain Slut - 10 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Riley - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes don't know what it means Total votes in this category: 34 Category #10 Handsomest (male) 1. Meddle - 8 votes 2. Axle Brain Slut - 8 votes 3. CobainIsAlive - 5 votes 4. RH - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes Have never seen meddle, but Axle looked good. Total votes in this category: 29 Category #11 Prettiest (female) 1. ching chong - 17 votes 2. Numchux - 9 votes 3. Violeta - 9 votes 4. Polly - 7 votes 5. AnemicRoyalty - 5 votes jep jep jep Total votes in this category: 47 Category #12 Most Spontaneous 1. Riley - 5 votes 2. val - 5 votes 3. Atmosphere - 4 votes 4. Lolita - 2 votes 5. desdemona31 - 2 votes Forgot what it meant Total votes in this category: 18 Category #13 Most Noticable 1. Riley - 29 votes 2. val - 11 votes 3. James CGIL - 9 votes 4. RH - 7 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes ASplashofCobain!!! Total votes in this category: 60 Category #14 Punkasfuck! 1. BoddahMV - 11 votes 2. James CGIL - 9 votes 3. FriendOfRidicule - 6 votes 4. Riley - 4 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes ????????????? Total votes in this category: 34 Category #15 Biggest Wannabe 1. Kolin - 10 votes 2. Riley - 9 votes 3. BoddahMV - 6 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 4 votes 5. Packaged Properly - 2 votes Why Kolin? Total votes in this category: 31 Category #16 Most Likely to Stay a Virgin 1. RH - 11 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Phil - 5 votes 4. BoddahMV - 4 votes 5. Jamie_Husain - 3 votes The king himself Total votes in this category: 29 Category #17 Best Username 1. Axle Brain Slut - 22 votes 2. James CGIL - 5 votes 3. Nirvana - 3 votes 4. Atmosphere - 3 votes 5. Popadopolis - 3 votes Did he get that one, 'cause he wanted it? Total votes in this category: 36 Category #18 Biggest Pain In The Ass 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. BoddahMV - 6 votes 3. Kolin - 5 votes 4. GrungeBoy17 - 4 votes 5. Pencil - 4 votes I voted for Riley, but I regreted it. I was just mad at him.. sorry dude. Total votes in this category: 29 Category #19 Most Unnoticable 1. RH - 8 votes 2. The Red Kaiser - 5 votes 3. Third_Eye - 3 votes 4. Phil - 3 votes 5. Meddle - 2 votes Phil phil phil Total votes in this category: 21 Category #20 Rudest 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. Atmosphere - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. val - 4 votes 5. OPM - 4 votes OPM that physco! Total votes in this category: 28 Total votes in this category: 17 [quote]Total votes in this category: 21 Category #23 Horniest 1. val - 12 votes 2. RH - 5 votes 3. RENTON - 3 votes 4. YouthDecay - 3 votes 5. DiveAndTurnaround - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 26 Category #24 Most Retarded 1. Chaka Duck - 10 votes 2. Kolin - 5 votes 3. BoddahMV - 5 votes 4. Packaged Properly - 5 votes 5. Kurt Cowleg - 5 votes No comments! Total votes in this category: 30 Category #25 Most Political 1. James CGIL - 10 votes 2. matt reeder - 8 votes 3. minor_threat - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 5 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes CGIL even though he's often wrong Total votes in this category: 34 [/quote] Message #72 posted by Weinus on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:18:15 (GMT) Quote from HelloKittyKat: I'd really like to know how you get those umlats Message #73 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:19:18 (GMT) Quote from val: If you pick me up I will go to Best Buy with you and we can be punk together (my brother is going to dkm st. paddys day show, i'm so fuckin jealous) Message #74 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:19:54 (GMT) Quote from val: If you pick me up I will go to Best Buy with you and we can be punk together -Matt Message #75 posted by guitarpunk167 on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:20:43 (GMT) i'm dissapointed to see that i won no awards. Message #76 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:26:28 (GMT) What's my prize for winning punkasfuck? It better be something punk, like a t-shirt with a picture of reagan with a bullet in his head Message #77 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:32:39 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: yay lets go -Matt How bout me and you head to the DKM,and you can tell Steve all about it and make him jelouse Message #78 posted by Pencil on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:33:54 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: What's my prize for winning punkasfuck? It better be something punk, like a t-shirt with a picture of reagan with a bullet in his head Message #79 posted by Lily the kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:34:43 (GMT) Quote from Evil Looking Teddy: *breaks out the party hats* Lily is baaaaaaaack, arent you all just HAPPIER THAN SHIT? -Matt sorry i didn't get on aim tonight,i'm not in my best mood,i wouldn't have been good company tonight.....maybe tomorrow,i'm getting off now. Message #80 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:38:14 (GMT) Quote from Lily the kid: sorry i didn't get on aim tonight,i'm not in my best mood,i wouldn't have been good company tonight.....maybe tomorrow,i'm getting off now. I don't care what the nfc awards say, you are the hottest female Message #81 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:39:01 (GMT) Quote from val: How bout me and you head to the DKM,and you can tell Steve all about it and make him jelouse Quote from Lily the kid: hehe you're so sweet Mati,you rule! sorry i didn't get on aim tonight,i'm not in my best mood,i wouldn't have been good company tonight.....maybe tomorrow,i'm getting off now. Message #82 posted by Lily the kid on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:40:37 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: You can always talk to me lily, you are always good company. If theirs anything you want to talk about just email me or I'll probably be on aim. I don't care what the nfc awards say, you are the hottest female thank you and mati for being that nice. Message #83 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:40:50 (GMT) Quote from val: How bout me and you head to the DKM,and you can tell Steve all about it and make him jelouse I'll get you back... Message #84 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:42:22 (GMT) Quote from Lily the kid: thank you and mati for being that nice. Message #85 posted by Kage on 02-02-2002 ~ 05:44:44 (GMT) I thought more people would've voted, some of those winners only got 5 votes. Rottingvegetables is probably the only really funny person on the board and he wasn't even nominated? bah, overall it was good... Message #86 posted by Phil on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:11:42 (GMT) Quote from HelloKittyKat: I'd really like to know how you get those umlats Message #87 posted by lithiumglitter on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:31:18 (GMT) Category #21 Best Custom Title 1. fightin irish anavrin - 4 votes 2. Phil - 4 votes 3. Poppin' Fresh - 3 votes 4. lithiumglitter - 3 votes 5. HelloKittyKat - 3 votes woooooooooo yay!!!!!! Message #88 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:42:31 (GMT) Quote from Kage: Rottingvegetables is probably the only really funny person on the board and he wasn't even nominated? Message #89 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:47:57 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: Next year, next year you are one pathetic loser Message #90 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:51:20 (GMT) Category #1 Most Feminine 2. Polly - 5 votes Category #2 Funniest 1. Atmosphere - 13 votes Category #4 Biggest Pothead 3. lotusKDC - 3 votes Category #6 Weirdest 5. NirvanaSappy_STP - 2 votes Category #7 Most Artistic 3. Numchux - 4 votes 5. Kurt'sAngel - 3 votes Category #10 Handsomest (male) 1. Meddle - 8 votes Category #11 Prettiest (female) 2. Numchux - 9 votes 4. Polly - 7 votes Category #12 Most Spontaneous 4. Lolita - 2 votes Category #20 Rudest 1. Riley - 10 votes[/b] Category #22 Best Signature 3. NirvanaSappy_STP - 4 votes Message #91 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:53:57 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: yes. next year you can lose all over again you are one pathetic loser Message #92 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:57:06 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: Hey Steve, see that little prop God put between your legs because he couldn't find an extra penis? Go fiddle around with that for a while instead of coming online and wasting my time, you stupid little emo kid. Message #93 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:01:04 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: Hey Steve, see that little prop God put between your legs because he couldn't find an extra penis? Go fiddle around with that for a while instead of coming online and wasting my time, you stupid little emo kid. and by the way, I don't fiddle around with my penis, thats what your mom is for Message #94 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:01:52 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: Hey Steve, see that little prop God put between your legs because he couldn't find an extra penis? Go fiddle around with that for a while instead of coming online and wasting my time, you stupid little emo kid. Message #95 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:03:01 (GMT) He's just jealous cuz I won the punkasfuck award. Hey cheer up, if there was a trailer trash award, you would have been a shoe-in Message #96 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:04:33 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: I still say you're the funniest, rottingvegetables. This awards thing is a total crock. I know of many extremely intelligent and interesting people on the board who get ignored because they don't have a catchy name or aren't in the "in" crowd. It's an ass kissing party and we're not invited. Message #97 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:05:15 (GMT) Jealous? haha you dumbass, I even voted you in the punkasfuck category! But that's just 'cuz I couldn't find the emo one [Edited by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:23:17 GMT] Message #98 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:05:56 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: He's just jealous cuz I won the punkasfuck award. Hey cheer up, if there was a trailer trash award, you would have been a shoe-in Message #99 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:07:55 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: You dumbass, I even voted you in that category! But that's just 'cuz I couldn't find the emo one Message #100 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:08:56 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Trailer Trash? Interesting that you come to that conclusion knowing absolutely nothing about someone. Couldn't you come up with an insult that's a little less ambiguous? Message #101 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:09:18 (GMT) Awww it's ok babe, did I hurt your feelings? Poor widdle BoddahMV, sit on my lap, tell Daddy what's wrong. That's it, don't be scared cutie pie! Message #102 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:10:56 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: shut up, you bastard son of a lesbian couple. Message #103 posted by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:11:44 (GMT) stop spamming ho hos'!! [Edited by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:08:24 GMT] Message #104 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:12:28 (GMT) Quote from rottingvegetables: Awww it's ok babe, did I hurt your feelings? Poor widdle BoddahMV, sit on my lap, tell Daddy what's wrong. That's it, don't be scared cutie pie! You like sitting on your daddys lap, don't you. Your parents don't even love you, you were traded for 25 cents and a pack of baseball cards. Now why don't you go phone dr. kovorkian, because a loser like you probably doesn't even know how to kill himself Message #105 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:13:32 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Yeah, that's getting a little more specific. That's just.....punkasfuck! You've shown me the light. There definitely is a reason that this great honor has been bestowed upon you. You should've have won the funniest award too! Ho ho ho! Message #106 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:14:04 (GMT) Quote from Kurt Cowleg: very interesting conversation/argument you guys have here... Very good points are brought up and discussed.. Maybe you should stop spam the thread! Message #107 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:15:26 (GMT) What's this NFC Comedy Jam? I got the award, get over it already you little crybabies! Message #108 posted by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:15:59 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Awww, I'm sorry that us lowlifes had to stumble upon a conversation between the royalty! Because people agree doesn't mean they're ass kissing! Message #109 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:16:36 (GMT) Quote from Atmosphere: What's this NFC Comedy Jam? I got the award, get over it already you little crybabies! *waits for the supposedly funniest member to say something funny* I think i'll go check out war and peace while I wait. Message #110 posted by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:17:56 (GMT) I'm surprised requiem wasn't even a runner up for most intelligent Message #111 posted by rottingvegetables on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:18:01 (GMT) I just noticed that Pennyroyal wasn't in the punkasfuck category...he came up with the term! But then again he hasn't posted in a while... Message #112 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:19:34 (GMT) Quote from CabronUno: I'm surprised requiem wasn't even a runner up for most intelligent thats the funniest thing I've read in this whole thread Message #113 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:19:59 (GMT) Quote from Kurt Cowleg: why is it that everyone thinks that the is an ass kissing place? I mean, I say my opnion, and many times I get flamed for it, but how many people is it you can name that does not say their opinion? Because people agree doesn't mean they're ass kissing! Message #114 posted by OPM on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:20:03 (GMT) Dude, Everyone keeps ragging on me. I just wanted to thank the only people who supported me. JamesCGIL - Though I am a bitch, I do respect and admire him. He's been nice to me even through the hazing process of a newbie, and the bludgeoning hand of all you NFC fucknuts. Thanks James. Stoney - You laughed at all my corny and stupid pics and surpassed my pot use. Yr as hardkor as they come. val - Yr all our mothers. You bitch me out when I truely deserve it yet compliment me at times. You always know what to say and give great advice Thanks. EDUD LIVE - First guy I have regular conversation with outside the NFC. Been my pal since I came here and plays awesome geetar. I luv you man. matt reeder- Though I don't know were the hell he's been, this is one of the only people who shared my same political views and love of Pearl Jam. Thanks Matt. Poppin' Fresh - We started off fairly bad at first, but we overcame it. Thanks for regretting naming me most retarded. And one more thing, Justin aka Packaged Properly, aka fucktard, fuck you, you slimy little cunt. You are the biggest wannabe I have ever seen. Kiss my ass. ...... WOOOOOH, glad I got that out of my system. I'm in quite a good mood today. D O N' T F U C K W I T H M E . . . . Message #115 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:20:17 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: I think i'll go check out war and peace while I wait. Message #116 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:20:34 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: *cough* *waits for the supposedly funniest member to say something funny* I think i'll go check out war and peace while I wait. Message #117 posted by Kurt Cowleg on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:21:55 (GMT) OPM check your nfc mail Message #118 posted by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:22:08 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: thats the funniest thing I've read in this whole thread Message #119 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:25:43 (GMT) Quote from Atmosphere: You want the award? Will you stop being so damn "funny" if i give it to you? Message #120 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:27:35 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: hand it over. and then maby RH can hand over 'most likely to stay a virgin' to you, because thats the award you deserved Message #121 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:28:27 (GMT) hey boddah... what punk bands do you listen to? just curious. Message #122 posted by OPM on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:29:21 (GMT) Kurt Cowleg, check yr NFC mail. Message #123 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:30:25 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Comedy at it's finest! Ooh boy! Oh and requiem is more well-read and intelligent than you'll ever be, mr. Funny Man. Message #124 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:34:34 (GMT) stop fighting children! we should be rejoicing about the end of the back street boys and the return of lily! -Matt Message #125 posted by YouthDecay on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:35:50 (GMT) Mmmbop Message #126 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:38:41 (GMT) Quote from Atmosphere: Read my mind. He just insists on wowing us more and more with every post. Very impressive. Oh and requiem is more well-read and intelligent than you'll ever be, mr. Funny Man. Message #127 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:39:02 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: hey boddah... what punk bands do you listen to? just curious. rancid anti-heros the unseen US Bombs Swingin Utters The Casualties The Ducky Boys The Bruisers The Showcase Showdown Reducers SF Oxymoron Bombshell Rocks Union 13 Bouncing Souls The Vandals The Business Agnostic Front Cocksparrer The ramones The sex pistols The Forgotten Madcap Flogging Molly Lars Frederiksen and the bastards Blitz a global threat The Trouble Just to name a few.... Message #128 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:40:19 (GMT) oreogasm shoulda been in the runnin for punkasfuck, he wrote a song called Fetus. .hehe.. anybody listen to it? if not, ask him.. ore0gasm (aim) -Matt Message #129 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:41:29 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: dropkick murphys rancid anti-heros the unseen US Bombs Swingin Utters The Casualties The Ducky Boys The Bruisers The Showcase Showdown Reducers SF Oxymoron Bombshell Rocks Union 13 Bouncing Souls The Vandals The Business Agnostic Front Cocksparrer The ramones The sex pistols The Forgotten Madcap Flogging Molly Lars Frederiksen and the bastards Blitz a global threat The Trouble Just to name a few.... Message #130 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:41:33 (GMT) Quote from Atmosphere: Oh and requiem is more well-read and intelligent than you'll ever be, mr. Funny Man. goodbye, cruel world Message #131 posted by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:42:47 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: I must congratulate you on that list Boddha. The more obscure the better. It's best to confuse people with things they're not familiar with. Rancid sucks by the way. So do the clash, whom they rip off. Message #132 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:43:03 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: I must congratulate you on that list Boddha. The more obscure the better. It's best to confuse people with things they're not familiar with. Rancid sucks by the way. So do the clash, whom they rip off. Message #133 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:43:32 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: damn. goodbye, cruel world Message #134 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:44:26 (GMT) Quote from CabronUno: you call those Epitaph bands obscure? ok jello biafra, how many of the bands I listed are on epitaph? Rancid and the vandals are probably the only bands that I listed you've heard of Message #135 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:44:34 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: goodbye, cruel world -Matt Message #136 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:45:54 (GMT) I'll give you a minute to check out epitaph.com. hurry smart boy! your pride is at stake! Message #137 posted by Flowerhead on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:46:04 (GMT) Holy shit. . .I actually got voted for something. People think my signature's cool. Hmm. Thanks, guys. I think. And I'm am not most Feminine!!!! In your face, Michelle! Just kidding. Message #138 posted by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:46:40 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: ok jello biafra, how many of the bands I listed are on epitaph? Rancid and the vandals are probably the only bands that I listed you've heard of dropkick murphys rancid anti-heros US Bombs Swingin Utters The Casualties Bombshell Rocks Union 13 Bouncing Souls The Vandals The Business Agnostic Front The ramones The sex pistols Lars Frederiksen and the bastards I know those actually Message #139 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:47:28 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Who the hell is requiem? And don't pass judgements on my intelligence and the spectrum of my reading! I'll challenge him to a book-off any day! Message #140 posted by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:47:43 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: I'll give you a minute to check out epitaph.com. hurry smart boy! your pride is at stake! don't get all defensive. I was also trying to be funny [Edited by CabronUno on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:42:59 GMT] Message #141 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:49:03 (GMT) Quote from CabronUno: negative dropkick murphys rancid anti-heros US Bombs Swingin Utters The Casualties Bombshell Rocks Union 13 Bouncing Souls The Vandals The Business Agnostic Front The ramones The sex pistols Lars Frederiksen and the bastards I know those actually Message #142 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:49:24 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: anti-heros The Bruisers name some more...i wanna see if the trend continues. Message #143 posted by YouthDecay on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:49:57 (GMT) Quote from Flowerhead: And I'm am not most Feminine!!!! In your face, Michelle! Just kidding. That's just one more thing to be bitter about. Message #144 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:50:33 (GMT) You have buy cocksparrer Message #145 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 07:50:59 (GMT) Quote from Phil: alt-0252 for a �. http://www.xplor.org/info/charactermap.cfm Message #146 posted by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:00:05 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: those are alright. name some more...i wanna see if the trend continues. slapshot the krays the nerve agents the boils dead empty I decline one man army the vigilantes the beltones workin stiffs the booked the suicide machines 7 seconds social distortion total chaos the deviates the templars GC5 TSOL F-Minus pressure point choking victim voodoo glowskulls blanks 77 the exploited lower class brats the authority [Edited by BoddahMV on 02-02-2002 ~ 06:55:07 GMT] Message #147 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:01:56 (GMT) Quote from BoddahMV: TSOL Message #148 posted by Flowerhead on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:03:04 (GMT) Quote from YouthDecay: That's just one more thing to be bitter about. Message #149 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:06:55 (GMT) I think I'm offened that I wasn't voted most feminine . . . Message #150 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:11:18 (GMT) Quote from HelloKittyKat: I think I'm offened that I wasn't voted most feminine . . . Message #151 posted by Flowerhead on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:11:36 (GMT) Quote from HelloKittyKat: I think I'm offened that I wasn't voted most feminine . . . *checks crotch of pants* Yeah, it would definitely suck. And I bought that Swedish pump for nothing. . . Message #152 posted by HelloKittyKat on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:19:03 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: That's okay bud. Maybe they'll have a "most mexican" award next year. Message #153 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:24:32 (GMT) Quote from HelloKittyKat: I would lose that by a wide margin Message #154 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:27:41 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Dude, is it just me or does that song "code blue" just fucking rock! "I wanna fuck the dead!" i didn't see stiff little fingers on your list, mr. mv. like 'em? i sho' do. Quote from hate the police: Ron Popeil Message #155 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:34:30 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: heh, that infomercial guy? Message #156 posted by Polly on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:36:36 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: You don't know who the NFC memeber "Ron Popeil" is? Message #157 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:38:16 (GMT) Quote from Polly: Ron Popeil was very cool. Message #158 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:39:28 (GMT) Quote from Polly: Ron Popeil was very cool. Message #159 posted by Polly on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:40:29 (GMT) Of course. Message #160 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 08:41:39 (GMT) Quote from Polly: Of course. Message #161 posted by hAiRsPrAy QuEeN on 02-02-2002 ~ 09:12:26 (GMT) congrats Message #162 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 09:25:51 (GMT) Quote from hAiRsPrAy QuEeN: congrats Message #163 posted by requiem on 02-02-2002 ~ 09:31:19 (GMT) I'm surprised I didn't get mentioned in the "Most Political" category. Said threads are basically all I post in these days. Message #164 posted by Popadopolis on 02-02-2002 ~ 10:26:06 (GMT) i'm third in the best username thingey, and no one even mention it?!?! Message #165 posted by Kurt'sAngel on 02-02-2002 ~ 10:51:38 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #7 Most Artistic 5. Kurt'sAngel - 3 votes I really didn't expect that. Message #166 posted by unknown soldier on 02-02-2002 ~ 11:21:22 (GMT) Category #16 Most Likely to Stay a Virgin 1. RH - 11 votes 2. Riley - 6 votes 3. Phil - 5 votes 4. BoddahMV - 4 votes 5. Jamie_Husain - 3 votes Category #19 Most Unnoticable 1. RH - 8 votes 2. The Red Kaiser - 5 votes 3. Third_Eye - 3 votes 4. Phil - 3 votes 5. Meddle - 2 votes [Edited by unknown soldier on 02-02-2002 ~ 10:18:28 GMT] Message #167 posted by minor_threat on 02-02-2002 ~ 12:53:47 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #25 Most Political 1. James CGIL - 10 votes 2. matt reeder - 8 votes 3. minor_threat - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 5 votes 5. Kolin - 4 votes Ah well, congrats to everyone who won. Message #168 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 12:55:56 (GMT) Quote from minor_threat: Uh, where the hell is Requiem? Im very suprised he didnt win this category. He deserves too. I mean, Pencil? Apart from bitching about Clinton, I've never seen anything vaguely political from him. [Edited by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 11:50:32 GMT] Message #169 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:10:07 (GMT) i don't know about this other fellow, but i've read plenty of pencil's posts. and since i don't have anything nice to say... Message #170 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:14:36 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: i don't know about this other fellow, but i've read plenty of pencil's posts. and since i don't have anything nice to say... But are you saying joseph is unpolitical? Message #171 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:18:45 (GMT) i could be. Message #172 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:25:50 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: i could be. Message #173 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:31:04 (GMT) it really all depends on how you define 'political'... Message #174 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:34:15 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: it really all depends on how you define 'political'... Message #175 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:36:00 (GMT) by your definition, i would answer 'no.' Message #176 posted by Slayer on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:36:46 (GMT) Quote from sappymuddybank: stop talking crap about my girl, your the dumb metal wanker Message #177 posted by tommo on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:37:10 (GMT) Quote from SituationistInternational: by your definition, i would answer 'no.' Message #178 posted by SituationistInternational on 02-02-2002 ~ 13:38:09 (GMT) see, now the issue gets deeper as we must first define 'intellectual.' Message #179 posted by Meddle on 02-02-2002 ~ 14:05:32 (GMT) The fact that BoddahMV won the punkasfuck award just goes to show how stupid punk is. Message #180 posted by Gabel on 02-02-2002 ~ 14:25:04 (GMT) yay. Message #181 posted by hate the police on 02-02-2002 ~ 14:29:08 (GMT) Quote from Meddle: The fact that BoddahMV won the punkasfuck award just goes to show how stupid punk is. Message #182 posted by minor_threat on 02-02-2002 ~ 15:10:59 (GMT) Quote from tommo: That's probably because certain unintellectual dumbfucks on this board, like yourself, don't bother to read his posts, because you think they're too long. Try reading them some time, then you might be able to have a valad opinion. And you know, if youre going to call someone un-intellectual, I suggest you dont use words such as 'Dumbfuck' straight after it, as it does tend to lessen the impact of your oh-so-true posts. Message #183 posted by Riley on 02-02-2002 ~ 15:26:52 (GMT) Quote from Meddle: The fact that BoddahMV won the punkasfuck award just goes to show how stupid punk is. Message #184 posted by Numchux on 02-02-2002 ~ 16:52:58 (GMT) I'm going to try to use the character map thingy, because it never worked for me.... � WOW. Ummmm. You guys aren't very funny. Message #185 posted by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 17:08:58 (GMT) Quote from Numchux: I'm going to try to use the character map thingy, because it never worked for me.... � WOW. Ummmm. You guys aren't very funny. We'll grow on you. Btw, did you notice how everyone who asked to be voted for a certain category(Mosherfire, Axle, BoddahMV) actually got what they wished for? You fucking sheep. [Edited by Atmosphere on 02-02-2002 ~ 16:15:36 GMT] Message #186 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 17:48:39 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: I still say you're the funniest, rottingvegetables. This awards thing is a total crock. I know of many extremely intelligent and interesting people on the board who get ignored because they don't have a catchy name or aren't in the "in" crowd. It's an ass kissing party and we're not invited. Fuck off asshole You are just jelouse. And in case you haven't noticed? I didn't get most intelligent. I got horniest and politest. SO again I am a polite whore. I am very nice to those who are nice to me. Those who are mean to be will get the "fuck off." You are not good enough to kiss my ass. SO here just for you baby........ FUCK OFF AND DIE. Have a nice day Message #187 posted by fuzzgun_91 on 02-02-2002 ~ 17:51:37 (GMT) Quote from val: Fuck off asshole You are just jelouse. And in case you haven't noticed? I didn't get most intelligent. I got horniest and politest. SO again I am a polite whore. I am very nice to those who are nice to me. Those who are mean to be will get the "fuck off." You are not good enough to kiss my ass. SO here just for you baby........ FUCK OFF AND DIE. Have a nice day Message #188 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 17:53:13 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: I must congratulate you on that list Boddha. The more obscure the better. It's best to confuse people with things they're not familiar with. Rancid sucks by the way. So do the clash, whom they rip off. Hmm Now I don't normally stick up for Steve,but you my friend are a complete waste of human life. Just because you claim to be intelligent doesn't mean you are not a peice of shit. Intelligence doesn't make a person. And in your case,all you seem to do is prove my point. So the next time you think you are better than someone stop and think,in your eyes perhaps. The clash do not suck,nor does Rancid. Then again I don't expect you to like anything that others do. That would not be punk of you Message #189 posted by Seed on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:14:50 (GMT) Oh Man!!! This just proves how unnoticed I am around here. I could've settled for becoming most retarded but I'm never on any fucking list.�sojdfis Message #190 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:18:52 (GMT) Quote from Seed: Oh Man!!! This just proves how unnoticed I am around here. I could've settled for becoming most retarded but I'm never on any fucking list.�sojdfis I think you are sweet babe Message #191 posted by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:26:09 (GMT) Quote from val: Fuck off asshole You are just jelouse. And in case you haven't noticed? I didn't get most intelligent. I got horniest and politest. SO again I am a polite whore. I am very nice to those who are nice to me. Those who are mean to be will get the "fuck off." You are not good enough to kiss my ass. SO here just for you baby........ FUCK OFF AND DIE. Have a nice day -Matt [Edited by Evil Looking Teddy on 02-02-2002 ~ 18:20:32 GMT] Message #192 posted by Seed on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:35:06 (GMT) Quote from val: I think you are sweet babe but apparently my presence isn't appreciated by very many on this board...It's hard to be noticed if you're not a part of the "clique" well it's not that different from how things are everywhere else. I will message you later tonight it's kinda important Message #193 posted by Grungegod on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:53:01 (GMT) Quote from hate the police: Did you guys know that BB-Q Pope is Mexican? Maybe he should win that one. 'Tis a sad thing though. You guys drove him away. He, Ron Popeil, and FUCK used to run this place. Message #194 posted by Grungegod on 02-02-2002 ~ 19:56:13 (GMT) Next time I'll win the PUNKASFUCK award. Message #195 posted by GrungeBoy17 on 02-02-2002 ~ 20:01:24 (GMT) Quote from RH: Category #18 Biggest Pain In The Ass 1. Riley - 10 votes 2. BoddahMV - 6 votes 3. Kolin - 5 votes 4. GrungeBoy17 - 4 votes 5. Pencil - 4 votes [/i] I bet you Maria voted for me !!! Message #196 posted by oz on 02-02-2002 ~ 20:27:04 (GMT) bleh, simply lovely *cough*popularitycontest*cough* Message #197 posted by val on 02-02-2002 ~ 20:42:14 (GMT) Quote from Seed: but apparently my presence isn't appreciated by very many on this board...It's hard to be noticed if you're not a part of the "clique" well it's not that different from how things are everywhere else. I will message you later tonight it's kinda important Yea it has changed. There are some cool people here though. Then again there are some real little pricks. Message #198 posted by chevelle on 02-02-2002 ~ 22:14:11 (GMT) can you feel the loooove in this thread? Message #199 posted by chevelle on 02-02-2002 ~ 22:16:24 (GMT) Quote from oz: bleh, simply lovely *cough*popularitycontest*cough* but if they aren't popular, how would you know enough about them to vote for them? Message #200 posted by vedder on 02-03-2002 ~ 00:20:23 (GMT) i wonder, did i get any votes? i doubt it... Message #201 posted by vedder on 02-03-2002 ~ 00:25:34 (GMT) 200! sorry, i wanted to be the one [Edited by vedder on 02-02-2002 ~ 23:20:23 GMT] Message #202 posted by desdemona31 on 02-03-2002 ~ 00:46:12 (GMT) Did I actually see my name with those listed? That's kinda funny. Message #203 posted by sappymuddybank on 02-03-2002 ~ 00:54:03 (GMT) Quote from val: Fuck off asshole You are just jelouse. And in case you haven't noticed? I didn't get most intelligent. I got horniest and politest. SO again I am a polite whore. I am very nice to those who are nice to me. Those who are mean to be will get the "fuck off." You are not good enough to kiss my ass. SO here just for you baby........ FUCK OFF AND DIE. Have a nice day Message #204 posted by RH on 02-03-2002 ~ 01:06:34 (GMT) fuck it. I'm closing this thread ... most of the replies are retarded. Message #205 posted by Axle Brain Slut on 02-03-2002 ~ 15:58:38 (GMT) Quote from RH: I would have preferred to do this thread together with Axle and Jason who were the main people behind the awards ... but they don't appear to be online, so I have to do this all by myself! Total votes in this category: 55 Category #5 Politest 1. val - 16 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Pencil - 9 votes 4. Polly - 5 votes 5. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes Total votes in this category: 42 Total votes in this category: 27 Category #7 Most Artistic 1. YouthDecay - 5 votes 2. Pencil - 4 votes 3. Numchux - 4 votes 4. Axle Brain Slut - 3 votes 5. Kurt'sAngel - 3 votes Category #9 Most Innovative 1. Axle Brain Slut - 10 votes 2. RH - 9 votes 3. Riley - 7 votes 4. Pencil - 4 votes 5. YouthDecay - 4 votes Category #10 Handsomest (male) 1. Meddle - 8 votes 1. Axle Brain Slut - 8 votes 2. CobainIsAlive - 5 votes 3. RH - 4 votes 4. YouthDecay - 4 votes Category #17 Best Username 1. Axle Brain Slut - 22 votes 2. James CGIL - 5 votes 3. Nirvana - 3 votes 4. Atmosphere - 3 votes 5. Popadopolis - 3 votes Well, the results are fine with me. I'd like to add some words here. I didn't get the chance to get online when this thread was started and open, so I'll re-open it, reply, and close it again. I would like to thank everyone who participated in the awards for... well, their participation. I had a good time. Thanks to Rasmus and Jason. The three of us did a good job in my eyes. Well, that's all. Ciao Axle. |